Quotes & Such

On our trip to the casino's nightclub:
Ella: "I don't gamble but I'll use your money"
Tris on Ali: "Fabbag"
Ali on Ali: "She's got her jacket. She's composed. Let's fuck this puppy"

In Victoria:
Ella: Respussy
Glacier Girl: "If only all hairy beasts were this easy to tie down"
Amanda on Mighty Moose: "Is it imprisoned?" (her accent changed "is it a present" to this)
Natasha's new nickname: Hakuna Natasha

On the bus back from clubbing one night:
Ali: "He's from Swiss"
Claire: "Team Budget Saver": It's quality, don't knock it!"
Ali: "Have you got a baby in the oven."
Swiss: "I'm going to make a masculine animal ... like a swan"
Tris: "You don't think I'm gay do you? Oh, nice shoes!"
Tris: "Come smell me I smell like a bathroom!"

On the bus to Grouse Mountain:
Bus driver: "Please quieten down at the back there, you're having too much fun!"

At Natasha's 19th:
Tris to Ali: "Your chest is moulting"
Natasha: "I still have a nipple in my pocket"
Swiss: "Where's the fucking limo"
Tris: "ssh! hot chocolate"

Rescuing Natasha (from the evil Fairview) w/Claire
Natasha: "Bailee and jacki are going to longboat, are you? I mean the swiss. I mean the SUB."

At Wreck Beach:
Natasha: "Damn my Asian legs"
Tris: "Damn your Asian bowels"
Ali:"It was all cooked penises"

In the Rockies
Amanda (To Tris): "You have a hairy nipple"
Amanda: "I want to go to that water coloured blue"
Claire: "Afraid Chicken"
Amanda: "Men'o'Plenty"
Lem: "We have a night to sleep with each of us (guys). I'm excited about that."
Daniel: "It's just jolly"

Canadian Football Rules & Regulations
"Necessary yardage"
"Unnecessary roughage"

UBC Chants
Korea-UBC House: "K What? KU! F What? Fuck You!"
At the Shrum Bowl: "FU SFU"

In Germany:
Bec:"I had a really embarassing explosion on one of the trains"

In England:
West Ham supporters (to Liverpool supporters): "If you've got a job, stand up"